Or Else I Need to Disguise My Groceries Better

Old bag lady: What about you, playboy? You got any money for me?
Man: No, sorry.
Old bag lady: You sure? I can take care of your sausage. Arrangements can be made.
(she walks away)
Man, contemplative, to self
: Do I really look that desperate?

–Staten Island Ferry Terminal

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